The Top Ten Worst Gifts Ever
For Hanukkah, Christmas or Festivus, there are gifts out there you never want and should never give. They are as follows:
The Top Ten Worst Presents You Can Ever Get or Give
10. Cheap Gadgets. You know them, the useless solar-powered stapler and the $5 whistling key-finding keychain. They may seem like a good idea at the time, but they will never be used- and then they’ll break. 
9. Work-out materials. Unless you want to give someone a fat complex, let them buy their own Shred DVD or diet pills.
8. Premade Fruitcake. You know how we feel about this monstrosity already @ The Top Ten.co’s Worst Holiday Foods.
7. “Naughty” items. Unless you know for a FACT which box it was wrapped in, and you’ll exchange gifts without an audience. Don’t kill Great Aunt Sal by having your significant other whipping out a new toy in front of her… 
6. Knock-Offs. No imitation diamonds, “Smells like ___” perfumes, or handbags that look like the real thing. Either cough up the money for the real thing, or avoid it all together. Otherwise you’re just being cheap.
5. Clothing. Unless someone specifically tells you what size, color, and style…Do Not Buy them Clothes. It may not fit, they’ll hate the style, and yes, they’ll lie to you when opening it. Don’t be surprised when they never wear that sweater you got them last year.
4. A photo of yourself. Or your family. This is either conceited, “I love you so much I gave you a picture of me!” or incredibly boring. Perhaps both.
3. Bath/Shower Gifts Sets. If I get one more bottle of peppermint shampoo, I’m going to stab someone. Not to mention that the quality of these gels, salts, and soaps always sucks.
2. Household appliances. Nothing quite says, “This is for functionality, not because I love you” like a fancy vaccuum or arm-extending window cleaner. Save it for another day when “just because” is appreciated.
1. A Pet. Unless you’re the parent, never, ever buy people pets. No dogs, No cats, No rabbits because they are fluffy, not even fish. Besides, do you really want to be blame for picking out the dog that can’t stop tearing pillows up? The Top Ten.co says no.
While you can avoid these items on your shopping list, what about The Top Ten Best Gifts for Boys?
or maybe, The Top Ten List for Best Presents for Women?
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